What creative could u invent to cook a 20 pound turkey in 20 minutes?

If i had to cook a 20 pound turkey in 20 minutes i would probably just throw over a open fire for about 15 minutes and then for the last 5 minutes i would torch it. If that didn't do it then who cares cuz it will be a lil cooked. Other than that i really don't no any other ways to cook the 20 pound turkey in 20 minutes.